At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn't be wearing a sombrero in a London nightclub. And he'd probably have a real moustache, not a stick-on one. A Mexican with a stick-on moustache would be like a Super-Mexican, because he'd have two moustaches, and that'd be cool, because a Super-Mexican could probably use his poncho as a cape, and then I realised I was saying all this to the man's face. Danny Wallace
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If you think you are having a bad day then it is probably because you are surrounded by the wrong people. Also, if you are thinking about all of the bad things that can happen to you, then it is safe to assume that they will all happen to you.

Source: Yes Man

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